In the bowl of an electric mixer, stir together yeast, milk, and salt. Allow the mixture to sit for 5-10 minutes, then whisk until yeast is dissolved.
Stir in the sugar, butter, and eggs.
Add the flour and stir until the mixture is well moistened but still shaggy.
Place the bowl on the stand mixer fitted with the dough hook. Beat until the dough is smooth and well combined, 2-3 minutes. The dough will be very soft, sticky, and stretchy.
Transfer the dough to an oiled bowl, then cover loosely with saran wrap and refrigerate overnight (at least 8 hours or up to 36 hours). The dough will double in size.
Once the dough has doubled in size, flour your work surface. Sprinkle a clean, flat surface with a thin layer of flour. This is a sticky dough, so you’ll definitely need some flour, but we don’t want the rolls to be dry. Go easy at first, and add a bit more if needed. You’ll also want to flour your hands and the rolling pin (sometimes I spray cooking spray on my hands instead of flouring them).
Divide the dough into four equal pieces, each rolled into a dough ball.
Roll out each of the dough balls into 9-10 inch rounds.
Use a pizza cutter to slice each round into 8 equal pieces. Roll each individual piece from the outer edge to the inner point, making a tight crescent shape.
Line the rolls up on baking sheets, about 1 ½ inches apart. Cover them loosely with a cloth and place in a warm spot to rise until puffy, about 2 hours.
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Place the risen rolls in the oven and bake for 9-11 minutes, or until golden brown. You can do two sheets at a time, but the bottom sheet might need an additional minute to brown.
While the rolls are still warm, brush them with melted salty butter. Stuff one in your face while they’re still warm. Sigh in contentment and victory.